Lets get this Sh*t on the road

I have been thinking about writing this for a while now. For those of you who don't know,  my family and I picked up our house, packed it up and shoved it into a storage unit and moved to Tulsa, OK in February. We now live in our fifth wheel, you know, the ones for camping but not really for living in? With crap crammed into every space possible we are making it work. Sure the breaker blows every now and then from having too much shit running, but hey who cares just flip the sucker back on!
My husband is going to welding school and we are down to 1 MONTH! HELL YES!! Its been a long few months learning how to learn how to live in a tin can with styrofoam insulation.

Upon this fabulous journey I have learned something. I am such a fatty. Ok, maybe I shouldn't think that about myself. BUT, living in a place with hills now instead of flat, dry New Mexico with humidity has made me have some serious swamp ass at times! Here in Tulsa, everyone is always riding their bikes or running. I have decided to join them with my two kids in tow and in a double stroller. Have you ever seen the picture on pinterest with the bassett hound running with its jowls flopping everywhere with the tounge and slobber flinging everywhere? Yep that's my jiggly ass running down the street.

But thanks to this humidity and all this, with what I call running, I have lost about 17 lbs since March and have embarked on my 'get out of my fat ass jeans' journey. Its all been working awesome so far. I probably helps since my youngest, sweetest baby girl, Zaylie, is still on the tit. Yes, thats right, I just said TIT. She loves those things like a fat kid (in my case) loves cake.

The tit lover

My two sweet kids 

I work my ass off every week to eat super clean and watch my portions and work out at least 3 days a week. Today I started 30 day shred. It may not be hard for some people, but it had me workin up a good sweat. My poor kids were probably scared of what they were seeing me with all the floppin' around they saw. I have a protein shake every morning and I make sure to drink a gallon, yes UH-GAL-UN of water a day. It really helps with the pounds coming off. I also make sure that I eat 5-6 times a day. Every 2-3 hours, I throw some food in my pie hole. Sounds appetizing right. Imagine how my husband feels living with me.

Me with a 'skinnier' face 

I decided to write about this stuff to keep myself accountable and to maybe inspire one person and maybe be able to help them like one person has inspired me! You'll meet her, she's pretty fabulous! I have learned you can't get skinny pinning stuff to a fitness board without doing the work and I want to be a skinny bitch for my kids birthdays in December and wear those sexy sweats that my ass could never squeeze into. THANK YOU to anyone that stops by. Don't make me feel like the last kid picked for dodgeball, leave a comment!